The "neglected positive tote-bag" is the best-selling item at my Zazzle store.  Other stuff is here. 

Also, I can put more stuff up on there, if there's merchandise you long for that's not there. People requested Robespierre, last time I asked -- but the truth is, I don't think anyone's actually bought his goaty mug or his button. Still, they were amusing to make and I have no regrets. 

Anyway, comments are open if you have a suggestion for the store!

Happy holidays.

E