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John made me do it

John Green keeps posting memes, which is bad of him because he knows I can't resist them. I am supposed to be writing!

Type your name into Google with the verb that comes after in the question. Answer with your favorites from the first page of google results. Have fun!  (I abbreviated -- this is a shorter list than John has -- because my name is not as common as John's so the results were not always so amusing...)

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: E. Lockhart needs a bunch of people to answer some questions for her soon to be finished book Roo3.  (That was true. And you did!)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: (There were no results. I am an enigma!)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: E. Lockhart Says:. okay, I was in danger of buying a shrug sweater at the Boden sale, but now I am safe!  (This was in response to Justine Larbalestier's blog, in which she warned us of the horrors of shrugs)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A:  (No results. I am content, apparently.)

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: E. Lockhart DOES rock!   and   Has anyone apprehend the admirer account by e. lockhart? does anyone apperceive if it's 1st person, 3rd person, all-seeing or 3rd being omniscient.  (No comment)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A:E. Lockhart asks J. Green if he is going to eat that bagel, or just let it is sit on the windowsill and get cold. (This from Maureen Johnson's blog.)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: E. Lockhart likes to be as dignified as possible at all times.  (Lies Lauren Myracle told about me on tour!  :)  )

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A:  (no results. But I do too, eat.)