Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Holly Black's zombie improvement on a William Carlos Williams poem. This made my morning. Yes, on Valetines Day.

The contest is still going on. Rules here. And more details here.

Yes, I am on team Unicorn. (So is Holly!) Yes, I am a judge of the Zombie contest anyway!
I do not, however, contend that adding unicorns to every story will make it better. That is patently untrue. Unicorns are best if used, like salt, in moderation.