Well, I am obviously procrastinating revisions on The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks, but:

I am a Brotherhood 2.0 Nerdfighter! You can be one, too. It's not hard. Just click here, pick a kind of nerdiness that you are, and write yourself a theme song.

Here's mine.

I am the Cat Lady Nerd Fighter, but you can call me "Kitty"
I've got nineteen cats and every one of them is pretty

Nerd Fighter! I got an army of cats
Nerd Fighter! they will fur up your hats
Nerd Fighter! they will scratch up your couch
Nerd Fighter! I know you will say ouch!

I have Siamese and Munchkins
My Maine Coones eat dogs for lunchkins

My house smells like kitty litter
and the stench can knock you over
When you hear the patter pitter
of those cat feet – look out, Rover!

--E. Lockhart
cat lady nerd fighter