Mindy Friddle, a fellow member of the GCC (Girlfriends Cyber Circuit), has a very interesting blog for those of you interested in the writing and publishing process.
More important, her book THE GARDEN ANGEL out in paperback now. It was a Barnes & Noble "Discover Great New Writers" pick -- which is quite a fancy thing to be -- and Richard Russo (Richard Russo!!!) says she's got a "great comic touch." And really, I am sure Richard Russo does not say such things lightly.
The Garden Angel is a whimsical, tragicomic tale about a South Carolina waitress/obituary writer named Cutter who's trying to avert the sale of her dilapidated ancestral home. When she starts an unlikely friendship with Elizabeth, a shy and fragile academic, her bad luck begins to mend. You should check it out!
Anyway, Mindy's heroine has a bad boyfriend, and for those of us here at The Boyfriend List, she's written a short and funny cautionary list.
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BOYFRIENDS TO AVOID
by Mindy Friddle
In the course of my novel, THE GARDEN ANGEL, the heroine falls in love with her boss. Big mistake.That boyfriend also happens to be a Mama's Boy. Another big mistake, all wrapped up in one guy. Of course, a miserable, thwarted romantic interest makes for interesting reading. Still, if I could give my characters advice about boyfriends, I'm afraid it would be about the kinds of boyfriends to avoid.
1. The Mama's Boy
You don't want the guy who ignores his mama, or, you know, disses the woman who raised him. But you don't want the one who seeks her approval even (especially) when it comes to his love life. She never will, you know. Approve. 'Nuff said.
2. The Career Boyfriend
This is the guy who studies and works late on weekends and talks shop with colleagues at the holiday party while you, his girlfriend, are forced to do the electric slide-- sans date --on the dance floor. Thank goodness the mail room guy and interns are great dancers, and look better and better with each passing disco tune and gin and tonic. But still. This is the fellow who brings beepers, cell phones, laptops on the beach. Of course, he looks so good "in courtship." A hard worker. Ambitious. Good provider. Run like hell.
3. The Boy's Boy
Okay, obviously NOT your gay friend who helps you pick out shoes. This is the boyfriend who cares more about what his friends think than what you think; this is the dude who will drop plans with you for a night with the guys at Hooters. Still in the treehouse with the women-haters club.
4. The She-is-Just-My Friend Boyfriend
He's still talking with the ex-girlfriend or ex-wife, meets her for lunch or drinks. Real civilized. They are so close now that they broke up, and what is your problem with that? Can't he have friends? Besides, SHE thinks you are good for him because no one knows him like she does, anyway. There's nothing between them anymore. Yeah, right.