A few of the recent searches that have landed people here at The Boyfriend List:

should I take my boyfriend on a date to a lacrosse game?
found the playgirl
why didn't boyfriend give christmas present?
why didn't girlfriend give christmas present?

ah, dear.
one year, I had a boyfriend who celebrated Valentines Day by putting an unwrapped used office telephone under my pillow -- a piece of junk his boss was getting rid of.
And I didn't break up with him, either!