At "Jenny Turpish Slapped Me" there's a quiz to see if you are a good person. My score:

Your score as a human being is 80.45.
You are close to ideal. So close, and yet so far. Amusing, really, to watch someone squirm so close to the vaunted ranks of perfection and still remain so very, very ordinary. It is all one can do to keep one's ingratiating smile from polluting one's perfect face.
Actually, one recommends you take the quiz again and lie a little.

I think mainly I got a good score because I don't have a cell phone.
However, I am humiliated to announce that there was a question that asked "If you were a Pearl Jam album, which would you be?" and although I know who Pearl Jam is, I had no idea what any of the albums were! So I had to just randomly pick one. I felt desperately old and uncool.
Though maybe Pearl Jam itself is old and uncool? There is always that possibility.