Fly on the Wall is the story of Gretchen Kaufman Yee
(art student, collector of weird objects, comic-book fan, romantic),
who wishes one day that she could be a fly on the wall of the boys' locker room,
just to know what the hell they talk about in there,
what makes them tick.
And the next thing she knows: she is.
A fly on the wall.
In the locker room.
And she can see EVERYTHING.
She finds out all the deep dark secrets of the sophomore boys, and becomes an expert on the mysteries of the gherkin.

and it's DONE!
I'll have to revise, of course, after my wonderful editor reads the thing --
but it is DONE done done and there is no better feeling.
It'll come out in January 2006, or thereabouts.