Son of the Mob, by Gordon Korman
Stargirl, by Jerry Spinelli

Clinton, King, and Hugh Grant: NL's Boyfriend List


NL warns me her boyfriend list is
1) Imaginary and
2) Ever-changing.
In any case, it's very thought-provoking. Powerful men can be sexy even if they're way too young, way too old, or dead. Is this true for women and girls, as well?
--E


NL's Imaginary Boyfriend List

1. Martin Luther King Jr.
Totally hot, sexy, powerful, SO nice. And boy could that guy give a speech! It makes me weak in the…knees. Just the knees! (I’m lying)

2. Bill Clinton
Yeah, you know, sexy, powerful. He seems to have good intentions although the Rwanda situation confused me. He’s not so good looking, but I have a feeling when he talks to you, you forget that pretty quickly.

3. Prince Harry
Okay, hello sweetest thing ever to be born! Not only is he adorable, and off saving children in Africa, and raising money for AIDS babies, he’s h-o-t HOT.

4. John Mayer before I met him (briefly)in person
Pre seeing him in person: Sensitive, voice that made me think he could relate to anything I had to say (just me, not every other girl), down to earth and super hot. After meeting him: Self obsessed, narcissistic, a-hole with an enormous cranium. But I loved him so much pre-meeting I couldn’t leave him off the list.

5. Latrell Sprewell
Totally hot, just as misunderstood, adorable, well spoken, sweet, see I told you he was misunderstood, looks like he feels wounded by the rest of the world and needs me (just me, not every other girl) to fix him. Note: I do not have emotional problems.

The rest of the list is really in any order:
Joaquin Phoenix (no explanation necessary) Hugh Grant (sorry)Justin Timberlake (again, sorry, but he cried when he was on Punk’d. that’s just adorable with a capital A.) Eminem (he’s very angry)(I still don’t have emotional problems)