M's Boyfriend List
June 17, 2004
M's boyfriend list made me laugh out loud. Figures. I can't reveal her real name, but her new novel will be on shelves sometime soon!
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M'S LIST
Ted. The college boyfriend, also know as the gay one (but it sure was fun before he switched teams!)
Joe. The in-the-middle-of-his-first-divorce one (20 years later, he's on wife #3 but we're still friends!).
Stan. The one from Texas who smelled like horses and claimed to be a vegetarian except for the chicken-fried steak, who called me darlin', who gave up his sublet and showed up at my apartment with his clothes and his guitar after the third date, who THANK GOD moved to L.A. to pursue his film career so I got to break up with him over the phone!!!!
Bill. The one I married. Fast forward about 14 years, which brings us to:
Daniel. The depressed one who spent all his time comparing me to his ex (and of course they got back together, which is fine, except don't you think he should have broken up with me FIRST?)
Jack. The crazy one who told me the truth when he said he would be a ROTTEN boyfriend. Thank goodness I listened! We stayed friends and now he's a rotten boyfriend to someone else!
Matthew. The current one. My double-edged Gemini, always full of surprises. Just the way I like him!